Air Conditioner Blues
Well there is a new batch in the Magical Forest. A group that hasn’t gone through selection yet. They are a bundle of nerves.
Funny thing, the building they are in has no heat. CheeseHead was the first to proclaim “This place sucks a lot!” Of course up to then, they were okay with it, but CheeseHead pointing out the obvious …. kind soured things for them all, now they all realize … the place sucks.
The building however does have window air conditioners. They all noticed that the window units had like steel cages around them. Great AC in the winter and no heat.
It rained, there were puddles around. Ram and crew were in formation when they all heard it. BONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! They all turned around just in time to see one of the new guys nearly suspended in midair like in a Sam Peckinpaw western … his boots came up parallel with the earth and he fell to the ground …………plop.
What happened was the new guy came around the corner head down lookin at whatever and the first thing he hit was the steel cage … with his head.
The medics loved it they never see trama wounds anymore. The kid was okay he just got a small cut on his head and a large dent in his pride.
So it wasn’t too much longer after that another new guy did the same thing BOOOOOOOOONNNNNG … and the cry came up from the formation (just before the large outbreak of laughter) ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!
Now it’s like they guys all want to turn the formation around to watch the new guys run into stuff.
It’s true yanno. The military sure brings down your level of needs. Simple things are important. Water. Dry Socks. Warm. Sleep. and gettin to watch FNG’s run into stuff.
January 25th, 2007 at 2:50 am
I think they need a joke book but I guess they are good at making their own fun.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:39 am
Can they carry cameras while in formation? *snicker*
Yanno, that is true about Cheesehead telling them it sucks! It’s kinda like folks don’t really know they’re poor til somebody tells ‘em. They’re almost always better off not KNOWING. I’m sure those in the Magical Forest truly appreciate Cheesehead sharing
January 25th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Cheep thrills in the Magical Forest.
January 26th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Ouch but would’ve loved to been standing there!
As you know, I am new to this blog. I might be a little curious at times about some of your terminologies…such as the magical forest. I assume that’s Iraq? Sorry, don’t mean to be an airhead here but….you’ll learn over time that that is a norm for me. LOL