Archive for January, 2007

What Cheese?

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Long ago and far away there was a Marine Corps that wore cotton sateen utilities. They had no camo. They wore steel helmets, and carried things like M-14’s and .45’s. Their helmets had camo covers on them green on one side brown on the other. Hence the title for a few books, “Green Side Out” “Brown Side Out” “Run in Circles” “Scream and Shout”. These Marines of old ate not MRE’s (Meals Rejected by Ethiopia). They ate “C Rats” (Combat Rations). These C Rats came in smallish cardboard boxes as a collection of small cans. The smallest can contained peanut butter, or cheese. 

Marines are easily bored. Many times in the evening, one or two of them tossed a can of cheese or peanut butter in the campfire. Pretty soon …… KABOOM!…. They heated to the point they blew up. Now the funny thing was you could find the can after the fire died out and cooled. In each case the can was absolutely clean inside. No residue. Almost as if it had been washed. The lid was always completely gone too. For years, the mystery of where did the cheese go ranked right up there with the Bermuda Triangle. It was mystical. 

And then one dark night somewhere in the Mediterranean Amtrackers gathered around a campfire in the cold of winter. Their fearless Platoon Commander 1st Lt B.T. walked up to check on his Marines. He failed to notice however, that the Marines were backing away from the fire.  “Evening men, how is everything?” ……………ssssssssstttt KABLAMO. Splat. Yes, 1st Lt B.T. had solved the mystery of … “Where does the cheese go?” And at the same time won himself a new nickname, Lt Au Gratin. Yes ladies and gentlemen cheese will cling to and drip from eyebrows.

(Editor’s note, no Lieutenants were seriously maimed in the production of this episode.)

Combat Action Badge

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Pete and two other soldiers in his unit were awarded Combat Action Badges recently for actions surrounding a recent mission.

One of the better badges to win do to the fact that the fleabags missed. They didn’t miss by much but enough.

Hang in there Pete, and congrats to the LT and the Sgt Major too. Stay safe and remember it’s hard to hit a moving target.

Lasses with Glasses

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Just when you thought she couldn’t get any cuter …. she did!

julie

Lookat them glasses. You talk about sophisticated! This is it! Here Julie talks tactics with Ram in the Magical Forest. I heard she is under contract to Department of Defense as a counselor.

julie 2

This conversation went on extra long. Ram is glad he has special access to our Ms Julie.

julie 3

After her conference with Ram she bundles with Peter and Pambo to finish a report. She is just such a hard worker.

Meanwhile on the Home Front

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Peter is keeping us all safe. He won his Orange Belt last Friday.

test complete

And he does it with ease, but you can tell it’s a real workout.

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moving on

Determination, skill and work. The key to success in any field. Congratulations Peter.

Does this Body Armor Make me Look Fat?

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

It would Pete but we already know you have lost a bunch of weight, and that stuff makes everyone look fat.

KT

A real collection of shootin irons. Poodleshooters, an UZI.

M16, M14

Another Poodleshooter, an M14, and an AK. Nice collection. Some of my favorites.

Practice is essential, we are glad you are gettin a chance to pop some caps. Hope you don’t get to do this on the streets much.

Stories

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

Several folks here have asked for my stories. Truth is my stories are ancient history. I will try to insert a few now and then, of the lighter variety.

This photo is a story. I call her Pinup girl.

Ner

This is Ner, typical Marine Corps brat she has moved half way across the country twice by now. Truely a seasoned traveller. Her moma is 23 or 24ish here, she has moved more than that. This photo I call, “Everytime I think I know where it’s at … .They move it.”

Thank God for Raggety Ann.

Tarawa Terrace, Camp Lejeune North Carolina, military housing area. Everyone called it Terrible Terrace. We called it, home.

Military Blogging

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

In the January 2007 (Vol. 91 No.1) of the Marine Corps Gazette, there is an article entitled The Privatatization of Victory, written by Sgt. Roger Huffstetler, Jr. It is subtitled “A corporal can destroy all that a battalion creates. The thinking and writing is of a high level. I bet it is better than John Carry can do.

It deals with individual Marines blogging.

“In the current conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq, some servicemembers have set up personal web logs to comment daily on the progress of the war. In one of them says, ‘I don’t have body armor,’ this might be intrepreted as ‘no soldiers have body armor.’ Thus some servicemembers have the ability to jump the media and more importantly, their chain of command to comment on national defence policy. This concept is called a strategic corporal - a servicemember at the bottom of the Marine Corps who is forced to serve as an ambassador for the entire Marine Corps or even all Americans.  This principle gives undue influence and responsibility to those at the bottom. The problem is that this principle is not in good keeping with military discipline and thus allows certain servicemembers, via the Internet or a Cable News Network reporter, to seem more important than their fellow servicemembers. In addition, it makes the actions of a few represent the actions of everyone.”  (Page 19)

We all realize what a potential danger “loose lips” can be in feeding careless pieces of information to the world. Exhibit A is Geraldo Rivera in Iraq tracing an operations plan in the dust for the camera, that basically outlined the future movements of tactical units. Why he still has a job is a mystery to me, he has a long history of being a jackass.

And yet the Corps and Military has a need to get the real information out. It’s self evident that secular progressives, barking moonbats and mental liberals control the media. From the very beginning they have been banging the drum of we are failing in Iraq. Not because we are failing in Iraq, far from it, but because they hate George W Bush and long to cause him to fail. They long to reverse everything he has done. Everything is George W Bush’s fault, in cluding the UFO sightings recently reported.

With this constant trumpeting of lies, the Corps needs to get the truth out. In this the Corps has Public Affairs types who’s impossible job it to get real news reported by the press. Yea I know, it’s like trying to push a string. I am not sure it can be done. But they do try.

The majority of Americans support the troops. The majority of Americans long for the trooper stories. Michelle Malkin has just come back from Iraq, and she is encouraged by the soldiers and Marines and what she saw. She found it to have no connection to what we see on tv and read in papers (Fox News excepted) Her blog is here: http://michellemalkin.com/index.htm

But even though Michelle reports on her blog and on Fox News, she is a comparatively small voice crying out in the wilderness.

There are many mil blogs who do not compromise military security. There are many American hungry for the stories of our boys and girls on the ground in Iraq and the ’stan.

Initially I though that this article was going to be a negative … do NOT blog .. you dummies kind of article. I was wrong.

Since the Internet et al are not going away, here are the ideas that Sgt Huffstetler proposes for consideration:

“* From the day they reach boot camp until the day they again become civilians, all Marines should receive two types of training to augment their basic warrior training - cultural training in a regional context and strategic communications training. It would not be hard to envision each squad in boot camp assigned to a different region (on a rotating basis) with one Marine serving as the squad’s translator (squad to environment) and another as the squad’s communicator (squad to homeland).

 * The Marine Corps should coordinate and solicit, perhaps through it’s public affairs officers, stories from junior Marines reflecting operations on the ground. When Marines understand that part of their job is to stop terrorism is to outmaneuver their enemy in the court of public opinion, they will happily contribute with stories to their hometown papers.”

Just a though here but we gotta stop putting major emphasis on hometown papers, staffed with those who hate the military. These days there are a number of blogs who set the agenda for the media, look at Drudge, Malkin, Blackfive and more. I believe those public affairs officers should be required to run a number of blogs to get this job done. Anyone who hasn’t read Major B’s blog is missing out on a lot http://www.onemarinesview.com/one_marines_view/  He is home from Iraq now but his stories from there still uplift and encourage.

Sgt Huffstetler continues;

“A media savvy, culturally attuned lance corporal must be the rule, not the exception. Former Commandant Gen Michael W. Hagee USMC(Ret) has commented on the importance of the individual Marine within the broader context of war.

‘We can talk about aircraft. We can talk about howitzers. We can talk about tanks, but the individual Marine is the most important part of the Marine Corps’.”

When I was a pup, I don’t remember articles making it to the Marine Corps Gazette written by enlisted folks. That was a mistake I am glad has been fixed. This Sgt is really on the ball.

Welcome to Befuddled

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

We have been added to the blog roll over at a blog named Befuddled. A very pro military blog.

So we added Befuddled to our blog roll. It’s a very nice appearing blog. Go by and take a look and say hi.

http://befuddledlouie.blogspot.com/

Freezing Rain falls in the Magical Forest

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Soldiers move out into the field. A group has just left for selection. Ram is really happy his selection is behind him.

Doc moves out for NCO school. Ram thinks they have climate control in the Magical Forest. He thinks it’s at least 10 degrees colder out there.

The small thermometer the guys have registers 20 degrees outside the Forest.

I think back to my Marine days and remember how I hated being cold.  You really don’t sleep at night you just pass out until you shiver so hard you wake up and move around a bit to try to warm up. You sleep with your weapon inside your bag, and your water. Whatever you want to eat when you get up goes into the bag too. Eating a chocolate bar before you sleep is only an emotional warmth thing. It really doesn’t help long.

Wakin up afer a few hours sleep, you open your bag and get a face full of snow. They only relief is to get up and get moving again.

You have to be young to do that kinda thing. You won’t be at all comfortable, but you will get through it.

Eva’s Second Photoshoot.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Nothing makes a woman happer than a telephone. Eva is no exception. Here she is all happy at being confronted with a cell phone.  However Eva’s excessively tall Poppa was just takin photos with it and the call wasn’t really for her.

Happy

I think maybe she looks a bit like her moma. We have these photo courtesy of that amazing stuff called e-mail.

Smile

We all know she is too young to smile and laugh. Maybe it’s gas? If it is actual laughter, it has to be she doesn’t know Hillary is planning to run for president. That even gives me gas.