Catholic Gasoline
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making herrounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away She walked to
the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned
out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she
could fill with gas and
spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it
with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street.
One of them turned to the other and said, “If it starts, I’m turning Catholic.”
Life Has Many Choices,
Eternity Has Only Two.The above sent by Tom and Marge.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Thanks for the funny!
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:31 am
:)