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Ma and Wyatt

We heard about this kid so we thought we should drop by and see him.
He is a really good baby. Cute too.

Beth is a very nurturing Momma. They are so peaceful together.

It has been a really good trip.

Weekend Trip

Ma amd I are leaving for a city in the East tomorrow to meet Wyatt tomorrow evening …
Life is good!

Why I carry a gun

This has to be the most clear and logical explanation ever posted on why a law abiding citizen would want to be armed today!!!

“Why I Carry a Gun”

My old grandpa once said to me, “Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin’. I don’t carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I don’t carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. I don’t carry a gun because I’m paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world. I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world. I don’t carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. I don’t carry a gun because I’m angry. I carry a gun so that I don’t have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon. I don’t carry a gun because I’m a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy. I don’t carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love. I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because, unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate. I don’t carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me. “Police Protection” is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess. Personally, I carry a gun because I’m too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin’.”

Author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.

The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPS.

Hat Tip to my friend Ken who is a police officer.

Amy Bishop Alabama Shooter AKA Moonbat

What a surprise Amy Bishop is and was a festering Barking Moonbat, who was allowed to get away with murder. Naturally she was safe in the world of academia which is a total gaggle of wierdos.
Bishop’s husband, James Anderson, told the Herald his wife had been fighting the university for over a year about a tenure denial, and several months ago received a final decision. She was upset, but not overly emotional, approaching her appeal “like a game of chess,” he said.

Pettigrew then watched as Bishop walked through the dealership looking at cars, all the while grasping the gun.
By then, police arrived and swarmed the parking lot. One armed officer climbed up on a nearby roof, Pettigrew said, and could have taken her out.

Why did she get away with all this stuff? Connections? Family? Other Progressives? Time will tell. However nothing will change in the rarified air of Universities.

Wyatt Danger is HERE!!!

Welcome to the new grandkid … Wyatt Danger. Yes Danger is his middle name … kids eh?

Born Friday Feb 12 in a city in the east. He checked in at 10 lbs, and 23 inches. I told Chris … you are suppost to have them first and raise them later!

Big sister Eva is delighted!

Miss Me Yet?

Here is a fun caption contest being run over at Wizbang. Take a peek and jump in if you want.

USMC Assault Breaching Vehicle

Now appearing in Helmand Province just in time for IED season. See the ABV .

TOTUS

Teleprompter Of The United States

AKA ROTUS Rock Star of the United States. Note the obvious .. the teleprompter. Jimmy Obama needs a teleprompter and an armed guard to make a presentation to a classroom full of 6 year olds.

Unbelievable.

Stupid Is… As Stupid Does

Likewise Smart is … as smart does.
Let the Smart Cars Roll!!!!

Well, all I can say is this guy’s car is truely a reflection of his persona.

And this lady looks like she belongs in a Mercedes. That said, what she is in doesn’t really look like a Mercedes. Models will do anything for money.

This of course is the “Grand Finale”. It is also the reason I would never buy or borrow one of these things.

Because we care…

We wanted to present some of the more …. ahhh … less well known laws that may affect those who live in these states.

Kansas
It is illegal to catch fish with your bare hands.
Lawrence – it is against the law to carry bees in your hat.
McLough – it is illegal to wash your dentures in a public drinking fountain.
Natoma – it is agianst the law to practice knife throwing at men in striped suits.
Russell – it is against the law to have a musical car horn.

Missouri
State law has a provision that allows any city in the state to levy a tax to support a band, provided that “the mayor plays piccolo and each band member can eat peas with a knife.”
It is illegal to carry an uncaged bear down the highway.
St. Louis – it is against the law to drink beer from a bucket on any street curb.

North Carolina
According to state law, it its illegal to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
It is illegal to sing out of tune.
Asheville – it is illegal to sneeze within the city limits.
Wade Mills – it is against the law to purchase or eat ice cream 30 minutes before church on Sunday.
Wintson-Salem – it is against the law for children under the age of seven to go to college.

If we missed your state (Wisconsin doesn’t seem to have wacky laws) you can look them up here.

UPDATE!!!!!
Our reporter in Wisconsin has discovered wacky laws:

State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits. (Sun Prairie)
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. (Milwaukee )
You cannot “worry a squirrel.” (La Crosse)
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes. (Brookfield)
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master
cheese maker’s license.

Read the rest here